May 2013
swagony:
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
morgrana:
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
girl-in-the-tardis:
destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:
saywheeeeee:
louistheking:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
he is the real
AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
passthecocaine:
eatsleepcrap:
and then there’s merlin
sararye:
allthegleefeels:
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
merewuf:
kingcheddarxvii:
Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
souffles-and-stardust:
All that continuous pain Clara put herself through just for him. She died so many fucking times- she turned into a Dalek for him. Impossible is a fucking understatement. She scattered herself throughout time to save him. She died over and over and over and over to let him live.
Now don’t you dare say that Clara isn’t a proper companion. Don’t you fucking dare.
jonsnowthestark:
Dear VA casting Directors,
A+ on the casting.
Sincerely,
OVER EMOTIONAL FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
me during an exam: crap I need to sneeze
hebeiris:
i feel like the reason britain wants to leave the european union is because no one ever gives us points in eurovision
fly-like-icarus:
awkward moment when Ireland gives us points and we kicked them in the face.
the-eleventh-blog:
remember last year when greece gained points
and graham norton was like ‘you can hear the greek finance minister crying’
juvenialls:
once i put my mum’s bras on a ceiling fan because i though it’d be a funny prank but then some people came over to look at the house and i didn’t have time to take the bras down so when my mum turned the fan on bras flew all around our kitchen and landed on the people and like no one wanted to say anything so we acted like bras weren’t strewn across all of us
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
demureserendipity:
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
basically yeah
Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song...
sodamnrelatable:
overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
odgehog:
sherlockedforwho:
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
truth0dair:
THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH BEING AN ISLAND WE HAVE NO BORDERING COUNTRIES TO VOTE FOR US
the-eleventh-blog:
ireland and the uk at the bottom
this is because we broke away from the continent isn’t it
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
moriarty:
CANT HANDLE GRAHAM’S SASS OMFG
